Editing Che Guevara

|Image = CheHigh.jpg

|fullname = Ernesto Guevara

|occupation = Minister of Industries of Cuba (1961 - 1965)<br>President of the Central Bank of Cuba (1959 - 1961)

|crimes = [[War crimes]]<br>[[Terrorism]]<br>[[Homophobia]]<br>Mass [[murder]]<br>[[Crimes against humanity]]<br>Human rights violations<br>[[Torture]]<br>[[Americophobia]]<br>[[Religious discrimination]]<br>[[Acephobia]]

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'''Ernesto Guevara''' also known as '''Che Guevara''' (June 14, 1928 - October 9, 1967) was an Argentine Marxist revolutionary, physician, author, guerrilla leader, diplomat, and military theorist. A major figure of the Cuban Revolution and the [[Cold War]], his stylized visage has become a ubiquitous countercultural symbol of rebellion and global insignia within popular culture.

As a young medical student, Guevara traveled throughout South America and was radicalized by the poverty, hunger, and disease he witnessed. His burgeoning desire to help overturn what he saw as the capitalist exploitation of Latin America by the United States prompted his involvement in Guatemala's social reforms under President Jacobo Árbenz, whose eventual CIA-assisted overthrow at the behest of the United Fruit Company solidified Guevara's political ideology. Later, while living in Mexico City, he met Raúl and [[Fidel Castro]], joined their 26th of July Movement, and sailed to Cuba aboard the yacht, Granma, with the intention of overthrowing Cuban dictator [[Fulgencio Batista]]. Guevara soon rose to prominence among the insurgents, was promoted to second-in-command, and played a pivotal role in the victorious two-year guerrilla campaign that deposed the Batista regime. He also played a key role in the founding of the [[Communist Party of Cuba]].

Before Che's revolutionary days in Cuba, he revealed to his parents his psychopathic personality. He wrote to his father that he had discovered he loved to kill. He wrote to his mother that "I am all the contrary of a Christ." The Cuban revolution provided Che an outlet and pretext for acting on his psychosis. He boasted, for example: "A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate." 

In ''Notas de Viaje'', Che wrote the following: "…and I know, because I see it printed in the night, that I, the eclectic dissector of doctrines and psychoanalyst of dogmas, howling like possessed, will assault the barricades or trenches, will stain in blood my weapon and, mad of fury, will slit the throats of any defeated who fall into my hands…'

Che was prepared to attack on the United States by launching lethal nuclear attacks on U.S. cities, citing the 1962 Cuban missile crisis. He wrote: "If the missiles had remained, we would have used them against the very heart of America including New York…We must walk the path of liberation even if it costs millions of atomic victims."

* "Against those hyenas [Americans] there is no option but extermination!"

* "We must keep our hatred [against the U.S.] alive and fan it to paroxysm!"

U.S. taxpayers pay U.S. government employees to celebrate the author of the charming sentiments above. Fine. As usual only a few Americans of Cuban heritage have complained about the EPA's "gaffe."  As usual, most of the people Che Guevara craved to incinerate view this EPA "gaffe" as a silly obsession by hyper-sensitive and loudmouthed Cuban-Americans.

But Che Guevara's hate-obsession was actually the U.S. Most of the defenseless Cubans he murdered in cold blood, he murdered because he thought they were affiliated with the U.S. ("U.S.–backed" Batista, the CIA, etc.) In fact, probably 90 percent of the men (and boys, and some women) his regime murdered had no affiliation with Batista whatsoever and most had fought the Batista regime—but alas, as non-Communists.

Later, as a CIA operative, Rodriguez played a key role in tracking down and capturing Che Guevara in Bolivia and was the last to question him. "Finally I was face to face with the assassin of thousands of my countrymen, of hundreds of my patriot friends," he recalls. But his mission was trying to save Che's life, to transport him to the Southern Command in Panama for questioning.

Alas, Felix's Bolivian allies viewed the matter differently. And it was, after all, their nation under Communist attack. So they decided on a policy that has since become a favorite among Americans who encounter (so-called) endangered species on their property: "Shoot, shovel, and shut-up."

"You're next," heard Felix Rodriguez when he picked up the phone a few days later. <em>Click.</em>

But Felix Rodriguez has foiled all of Castro’s murder plots against him, and until last year served as the proud president of the Bay of Pigs Veterans Association.

"The facts and figures are irrefutable. No one will any longer be able to claim ignorance or uncertainty about the criminal nature of Communism," wrote the ''New York Times'' about The Black Book of Communism. This “irrefutable” study on Communism's crimes was edited by the head of France’s National Centre for Scientific Research, Stephane Courtois (not exactly an embittered dispossessed Cuban exile), and translated into English by Harvard University Press (not exactly a subsidiary of the John Birch Society).

Castro and Che planned their Manhattan holocaust just weeks after [[Nikita Khrushchev]] foiled their plans for an even bigger massacre during the Cuban Missile Crisis. "If the missiles had remained," Che Guevara confided to The London Daily Worker the following month, "we would have used them against the very heart of the U.S., including (Time magazine headquarters) New York City."

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