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==Quotes== Trump has become known for his outrageous quotes, many of which have been turned into internet memes. {{Quote|Make America great again!}} {{Quote|Keep America great!}} {{Quote|I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.}} {{Quote|Our country is in serious trouble. We don't have victories any more. We used to have victories but [now] we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China, in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. All the time.}} {{Quote|They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.}} {{Quote|The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.}} {{Quote|Well, if I ever ran for office, I'd do better as a Democrat than as a Republican - and that's not because I'd be more liberal, because I'm conservative. But the working guy would elect me. He likes me. When I walk down the street, those cabbies start yelling out their windows.}} {{Quote|I think the big problem this country has is being politically correct. I've been challenged by so many people and I don't, frankly, have time for total political correctness.}} {{Quote|You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women. I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy - you can do anything.}} {{Quote|If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?}} {{Quote|I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it, if you have medical issues, if you've had surgery. I've just never needed it. Frankly, I wouldn't mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I'm not bragging. I'm just lucky. I don't need it.}} {{Quote|She does have a very nice figure... If [Ivanka] weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.}} {{Quote|As a kid, I was making a building with blocks in our playroom. I didn't have enough. So I asked my younger brother Robert if I could borrow some of his. He said, 'Okay, but you have to give them back when you're done.' I used all of my blocks, then all of his blocks, and when I was done I had a great building, which I then glued together. Robert never did get those blocks back.}} {{Quote|My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.}} {{Quote|We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry and violence on many sides. On many sides.}} {{Quote|You wouldn't believe how bad [[MS-13|these people]] are. These aren't people. They're animals.}} {{Quote|We're rounding 'em up in a very humane way, in a very nice way. And they're going to be happy because they want to be legalized. And, by the way, I know it doesn't sound nice. But not everything is nice.}} {{Quote|What I won't do is take in two hundred thousand Syrians who could be ISIS... I have been watching this migration. And I see the people. I mean, they're men. They're mostly men, and they're strong men. These are physically young, strong men. They look like prime-time soldiers. Now it's probably not true, but where are the women?... So, you ask two things. Number one, why aren't they fighting for their country? And number two, I don't want these people coming over here.}} {{Quote|When you see the other side chopping off heads, [[waterboarding]] doesn't sound very severe.}} {{Quote|To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I'm so good looking.}} {{Quote|I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney - I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney.}} {{Quote|John McCain is not a war hero. He's a war hero - he's a war hero 'cause he was captured. I like people that weren't captured.}} {{Quote|When the looting starts, the shooting starts.}} {{Quote|It's freezing and snowing in New York. We need global warming!}} {{Quote|26, 000 unreported sexual assaults in the military - only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men and women together?}} {{Quote|If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country - I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!}} {{Quote|An extremely credible source has told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud!}} {{Quote|[Barack Obama] lost the popular vote by a lot but still won the election. We should have a revolution in this country!|Ironically, Trump would later win by the same means.}} {{Quote|Healthy child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccinations, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!}}
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