Editing Elagabalus

[[File:Elagabalo (203 o 204-222 d.C) - Musei capitolini - Foto Giovanni Dall'Orto - 15-08-2000 .jpg|thumb|220px|right|A bust of Elagabalus]]
'''Elagabalus '''was the 5th ruler of the Roman Empire. He's on this wiki because he played pranks such as hiding lions in wardrobes when he had dinner guests, gave lottery winners dead dogs and flies (although orginally if you won the roman lottery would be a slave for life), and he also killed children and used their innards to predict the future. He also despised his own empire from Rome to Baghdad. 



NASTY! I mean, seriously, he was probably trying to rub in everybody's faces that he was really super uper powerful and THEY weren't. 

Life lesson kids: the ONLY thing you should rub in people's faces is CHOCOLATE CAKE.

Delicious and nutricious. Well, maybe not THAT nutricious. That's for chicken.

But we can all agree on the CHOCOLATE part, and the CAKE part, right?

I mean, who doesn't like CHOCOLATE CAKE?! Well, if you're allergic to dairy or eggs or something, you might want to get cake without that in it. 

If you're allergic to chocolate then... well, I feel bad for you. Get another cake.
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