Elagabalus: Difference between revisions

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Elagabalus was the 5th ruler of the Roman Empire. He's on this wiki because he played pranks such as hiding lions in wardrobes when he had dinner guests, gave lottery winners dead dogs and flies, and he also killed children and used their guts to predict the future. He also despised his own empire from Rome to Baghdad. Not really a suprise there...

He's a nasty guy. No wonder he's a real life villan.

Could you imagine him being so mean to children? I mean, that's so cruel! Who uses GUTS to read the future?

In MY perspective, I think that he was just trying to rub the fact that he was king and everybody else wasn't in their faces.

Life lesson, kids: The ONLY thing you should rub in someone's face is CHOCOLATE CAKE.

Nutricious and Delicious. See? Try it sometime. A little messy... but enjoyable.

We're getting off topic! This real life villan is even worse than the stepmother from Snow White. And we all know that she tried to kill her stepdaughter! Well, HE tried to make everybody miserable. AND he killed a LOT of childeren.

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 [[File:Elagabalo (203 o 204-222 d.C) - Musei capitolini - Foto Giovanni Dall'Orto - 15-08-2000 .jpg|thumb|220px|right|A bust of Elagabalus]]
-'''Elagabalus '''was the 5th ruler of the Roman Empire. He's on this wiki because although he did play pranks such as hiding lions in wardrobes when he had dinner guests and gave lottery winners dead dpogs and flies he also killed children and used their guts to read the future. He also despised his own empire from Rome to Baghdad.
+'''Elagabalus '''was the 5th ruler of the Roman Empire. He's on this wiki because he played pranks such as hiding lions in wardrobes when he had dinner guests, gave lottery winners dead dogs and flies, and he also killed children and used their guts to predict the future. He also despised his own empire from Rome to Baghdad. Not really a suprise there...
+He's a nasty guy. No wonder he's a real life villan.
+Could you imagine him being so mean to children? I mean, that's so cruel! Who uses GUTS to read the future?
+In MY perspective, I think that he was just trying to rub the fact that he was king and everybody else wasn't in their faces.
+Life lesson, kids: The ONLY thing you should rub in someone's face is CHOCOLATE CAKE.
+Nutricious and Delicious. See? Try it sometime. A little messy... but enjoyable.
+We're getting off topic! This real life villan is even worse than the stepmother from Snow White. And we all know that she tried to kill her stepdaughter! Well, HE tried to make everybody miserable. AND he killed a LOT of childeren.
 [[Category:Child Murderer]]
 [[Category:Evil Ruler]]