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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
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He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
{{Villain_Infobox|name=Evil-doer|Image=Grigori-Yefimovich-Rasputin.jpg|fullname = Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin|occupation = Close to the Russian Imperial Family|skills = Occult Powers<br>
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
Healing<br>
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
Futur Reading<br>
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Hypnosis<br>
Full of ecstacy and fire
Magic<br>
But he also was the kind of teacher
Durability<br>
Women would desire
High Intelligence<br>
 
Manipulation<br>
RA RA RASPUTIN
Charisma<br>|type of anti-villain = Supernatural Russian|alias = Grigori Rasputin<br>
Lover of the Russian queen
Rasputin<br>
There was a cat that really was gone
Grigori<br>
RA RA RASPUTIN
Mad Monk<br>|goals = Be Close to The Romanov Family (succeeded)<br>Win the Russia Civil War (failed)<br>Remain in power (failed)|crimes = Theft<br>[[Rape]]<br>Brainwashing<br>[[Genocide]]<br>[[War crimes]]<br>[[Ethnic cleansing]]<br>Human Rights Violations<br>[[Crimes against humanity]]<br>[[Misogyny]]<br>[[Xenophobia]]<br>[[Anti-Semitism]]<br>[[Islamophobia]]<br>[[Persecution of Christians]]<br>[[Terrorism]]<br>[[Homophobia]]<br>[[Biphobia]]<br>[[Transphobia]]<br>[[Torture]]
Russia's greatest love machine
|type of villain= Manipulative God Wannabe
It was a shame how he carried on
|origin=Pokrovskoe, Russia}}
 
{{Quote|In 1916, the bloated castrated body of a man was dragged from the freezing waters of the Neva River in St. Petersburg. Almost beyond recognition, it was later identified as that of the most notorious monk in history. To his enemies Grigori Rasputin was the incarnation of evil; he destroyed anyone who dared to cross his path to power. Implicated in murder, corruption and the eventual destruction and execution of the Romanov royal family, Rasputin was instrumental in wiping out the 300-year-old dynasty changing the history of Russia forever.|Introduction to a documentary about Rasputin}}
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
'''Grigori Rasputin''' (January 22nd, 1869 - December 30th, 1916), the mad monk of Russia, was responsible for the deaths of thousands because of the incompetence of the Russian monarchy. This was due to the arguably negative influence by the ambitious, impulsive monk. Many people believe that Rasputin was the source of Russia's problems and that he was a demon in disguise as a man and his notorious death confirmed it for most people. He was also a theft in his youth and a rapist thinking that only by committing sins can you please Yahweh. After he supposedly saved the life of the empress's son he was given a position in the royal house. Russia went to war against Germany and the press gave all her trust to Rasputin who was the royal adviser at the time and Rasputin's influence over her lead to disastrous consequences. [[Nicholas II|Nicholas]] knew how insane and wicked the mad monk was but in the end, he gave in. Many soldiers lost their lives in the war and there were many generals who took their own lives. Eventually, Rasputin and the empress were declared responsible and a rebellion ensued. First, several assassination attempts were made on Rasputin, until he was mutilated and thrown into the river by Felix Yusupov and other members of the royal family. The royals were promptly imprisoned and executed by the Communists.
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
 
CHORUS
 
(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came
 
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said "I am fine"
 
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
 
(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians...
 
==Biography==
==Biography==
The son of a peasant, Rasputin joined a monastery as a novice at the age of sixteen. As the Orthodox Church established hegemony in Russia, various dissenting sect groups emerged, among them the Khlysty. The Khlysty were supposedly founded in the seventeenth century by Daniel Filippov. They deviated from Orthodoxy in numerous ways. Several different splinter groups developed through the nineteenth century and by the beginning of the twentieth century the Khlysty numbered approximately 65,000 people.
The son of a peasant, Rasputin joined a monastery as a novice at the age of sixteen. As the Orthodox Church established hegemony in Russia, various dissenting sect groups emerged, among them the Khlysty. The Khlysty were supposedly founded in the seventeenth century by Daniel Filippov. They deviated from Orthodoxy in numerous ways. Several different splinter groups developed through the nineteenth century and by the beginning of the twentieth century the Khlysty numbered approximately 65,000 people.
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