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Fighting skills
Fighting skills
|hobby = Smoking<br>
|hobby = Smoking<br>
being based af<br>
Spreading class consciousness<br>
Spreading class consciousness<br>
|goals = Rise to power over the people of the Soviet Union (succeeded)<br>
|goals = Rise to power over the people of the Soviet Union (succeeded)<br>
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|crimes = [[War crimes]]<br>[[Crimes against humanity]]<br>[[Ethnic cleansing]]<br>Mass [[murder]]<br>[[Propaganda]]<br>[[Terrorism]]<br>[[Kidnapping]]<br>[[Torture]]<br>[[Rape]]<br>[[Genocide]]<br>[[Homophobia]]<br>[[Misogyny]]<br>[[Americophobia]]<br>[[Anglophobia]]<br>[[Islamophobia]]<br>[[Anti-Semitism]]<br>[[Persecution of Christians]]<br>[[Xenophobia]]<br>[[Polonophobia]]<br>[[Ableism]]<br>
|crimes = [[War crimes]]<br>[[Crimes against humanity]]<br>[[Ethnic cleansing]]<br>Mass [[murder]]<br>[[Propaganda]]<br>[[Terrorism]]<br>[[Kidnapping]]<br>[[Torture]]<br>[[Rape]]<br>[[Genocide]]<br>[[Homophobia]]<br>[[Misogyny]]<br>[[Americophobia]]<br>[[Anglophobia]]<br>[[Islamophobia]]<br>[[Anti-Semitism]]<br>[[Persecution of Christians]]<br>[[Xenophobia]]<br>[[Polonophobia]]<br>[[Ableism]]<br>
|type of villain = Genocidal Dictator  
|type of villain = Genocidal Dictator  
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|name=Evil-doer}}
{{Quote|Fascism is a reactionary force which is trying to preserve the old system by means of violence. What will you do with the fascists? Argue with them? Try to convince them? But this will have no effect upon them at all.... Communists say to the working class: Answer violence with violence; do all you can to prevent the old dying order from crushing you, do not permit it to put manacles on your hands, on the hands with which you will overthrow the old system... Communists cannot ignore facts.|Joseph Stalin (1934)}}
{{Quote|Fascism is a reactionary force which is trying to preserve the old system by means of violence. What will you do with the fascists? Argue with them? Try to convince them? But this will have no effect upon them at all.... Communists say to the working class: Answer violence with violence; do all you can to prevent the old dying order from crushing you, do not permit it to put manacles on your hands, on the hands with which you will overthrow the old system... Communists cannot ignore facts.|Joseph Stalin (1934)}}


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=== Early life ===
=== Early life ===
[[File:Young stalin screenshot.jpg|left|thumb|249x249px|Yung Stalin's Mugshot]]
[[File:Young stalin screenshot.jpg|left|thumb|249x249px|Young Stalin's Mugshot]]
[[File:Stalin and Gazanfar Musabeyov.jpg|thumb|Stalin chilling with the homies oh shit what he up too tho?]]
Stalin was born as Ioseb Jughashvili to a Georgian family in Gori, Tiflis Governorate, Caucasus Vice royalty, Russian Empire (now in modern Georgia) on December 18th, 1878. He was born into a poor family, two of his siblings died in infancy prior to his birth. His father [[Besarion Jughashvili|Besarion]] was an alcoholic and beat his wife named Keke and Joseph. He later changed his surname to "Stalin", meaning "Man of Steel" in Russian. He became interested in Marxism at a young age after reading some of [[Vladimir Lenin]]'s works. It was that this time that he joined the Bolshevik party.  
Stalin was born as Ioseb Jughashvili to a Georgian family in Gori, Tiflis Governorate, Caucasus Vice royalty, Russian Empire (now in modern Georgia) on December 18th, 1878. He was born into a poor family, two of his siblings died in infancy prior to his birth. His father [[Besarion Jughashvili|Besarion]] was an alcoholic and beat his wife named Keke and Joseph. He later changed his surname to "Stalin", meaning "Man of Steel" in Russian. He became interested in Marxism at a young age after reading some of [[Vladimir Lenin]]'s works. It was that this time that he joined the Bolshevik party.  


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Stalin's regime partly to blame for [[The Holodomor]], a natural famine in Ukraine. Around 12 million people died in the famine, which is considered an act of [[Genocide]] by 16 countries.
Stalin's regime partly to blame for [[The Holodomor]], a natural famine in Ukraine. Around 12 million people died in the famine, which is considered an act of [[Genocide]] by 16 countries.
[[File:Trotsky.jpg|left|thumb|Trotsky seething and coping]]
[[File:Trotsky.jpg|left|thumb|[[Leon Trotsky|Trotsky]]'s corpse after being killed by Stalin.]]
In 1944, he ordered the deportations of Chechens, Ingush, and Tartars, all of whom are majority Muslim, from their homelands to Central Asia after accusing them of collaborating with Nazi Germany. Over 400,000 people were killed during these deportations. They were not allowed to return to their homelands until 1957.
In 1944, he ordered the deportations of Chechens, Ingush, and Tartars, all of whom are majority Muslim, from their homelands to Central Asia after accusing them of collaborating with Nazi Germany. Over 400,000 people were killed during these deportations. They were not allowed to return to their homelands until 1957.


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Results of a poll taken in 2006 stated that over 35% of Russians would vote for Stalin if he were still alive. Fewer than a third of all Russians regarded Stalin as a "murderous tyrant". In a July 2007 poll, 54% of the Russian youth agreed that Stalin did more good than bad, and 46% (of them) disagreed that Stalin was a "cruel tyrant". Half of the respondents, aged from 16 to 19, agreed Stalin was a wise leader. In 2011, a poll by the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace found that 45 percent of Russians had a "generally positive" view of Stalin. In his home country of Georgia, that number rises to 68 percent. Only a few years beforehand, a TV poll of 50 million Russians named Stalin the “third-greatest Russian of all time.” Western Ukraine still commissions statues of him on a regular basis.
Results of a poll taken in 2006 stated that over 35% of Russians would vote for Stalin if he were still alive. Fewer than a third of all Russians regarded Stalin as a "murderous tyrant". In a July 2007 poll, 54% of the Russian youth agreed that Stalin did more good than bad, and 46% (of them) disagreed that Stalin was a "cruel tyrant". Half of the respondents, aged from 16 to 19, agreed Stalin was a wise leader. In 2011, a poll by the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace found that 45 percent of Russians had a "generally positive" view of Stalin. In his home country of Georgia, that number rises to 68 percent. Only a few years beforehand, a TV poll of 50 million Russians named Stalin the “third-greatest Russian of all time.” Western Ukraine still commissions statues of him on a regular basis.
=== [[Cult of personality]] ===
<code>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.</code>
== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==


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===Videos===
===Videos===
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==Trivia==
==Trivia==